Calling 911 from your cell phone in D.C.? Good luck getting first-responders to find you. - The Washington Post

Maybe a fixed point is better!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2014/07/10/calling-911-from-your-cell-phone-in-d-c-good-luck-getting-first-responders-to-find-you/

"If you have watered your best ideas, stand way way back?" Wooh

Arthur 

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Enjoy Pooh quotes: A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

Such as: 

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." 
― A.A. Milne