Residents want to charge city for their shit

In this imaginary environmentally friendly community, the residents put in a claim for their recycled excrement. They say the nutrients provided to the city are not so different from cow and pig manure which save farmers millions in costs for imported fertilizer.

When interviewed, the citizens claim that cities are secretly stealing their shit and companies and farm corporations they sell it to are dumping it on fields to grow energy crops such as corn.

Given the high cost of energy, one's shit can fetch a high price if properly accounted for and treated as a recyclable for energy production.

Will ye no think kindly on those who would be your friends! May the sun shine on your thoughts, today!